John Archibald: A Solicitation Through the Water Works
Andrew Yeager | March 6, 2014
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If you’re a customer of the Birmingham Water Works, you might have missed a insert in a recent bill. The flyer offers coverage if there’s a break in the water line between your house and the street. That’s because homeowners, not the water works, are responsible if there’s a problem there. As good an idea as that may sound, Alabama Media Group columnist John Archibald says buyer beware.
