Not Knowing Does Hurt: Dan Carsen on Science
Dan Carsen | March 11, 2009
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Caution: this chipmunk may know more science than a guy selling tapes that "reprogram your DNA."
Brian Kelly, Flickr
What do chipmunks, pretzels, Sam Cooke and the Internet have in common? Believe it or not, WBHM commentator Dan Carsen — who may soon become either six-foot-six or a dolphin — sees a disturbing pattern here.
NOTE: This commentary was recorded when Dan was a freelance writer. He is now a WBHM staff reporter covering education. You can find most of his reporting here.
