As you awaken from a night of Halloween debauchery, dressed as a Chipotle fork or a Croc clog or a Stanley tumbler, you’ll find you’re still haunted — and not by the Hawk Tuah Girl costume or other Spirit Halloween slop.
Could it be the statue of a pooped-on Nancy Pelosi desk that’s hijacked your dreams? Or the bronze Dwyane Wade that flashes before your eyes when you blink? A fleet of Timothée Chalamet doppelgängers? HIGH CHOCOLATE PRICES?!
No, it’s probably just the election. Enjoy the quiz.
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